259,025 notes
09:21 AM . 21 October 2014

casualcissexism:

shaymew:

smekers32:

jokes Americans won’t get

why wouldn’t americans get this post like we have buoys you know right???

didn’t u kno in america we call them MCDONALDS HAMBURGER OCEAN FLOATERS

(Source: teflonly)

12,654 notes
08:30 AM . 21 October 2014

dirudo:

why are all these people’s seflies being recommended?

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50,615 notes
08:27 AM . 21 October 2014

stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

37,847 notes
08:25 AM . 21 October 2014

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

veteasabertu:

Famous company logos on non-matching products

I feel so uncomfortable

(Source: stocklogos.com)

8,036 notes
08:24 AM . 21 October 2014

spoopybarakarts:

when my mom was 30ish, my dad took her to this garage band concert as a date and she really liked them so she bought a cd from them and talked to them for a few hours then promised to keep in touch with them and show everyone her cd, but later forgot. So 10 or so years later theyre on the radio and she just smacks her head then says, “fuck i forgot to show everyone the cd” and that is the story of how my mom let Adam Levine and the rest of Maroon 5 down.

3,813 notes
08:16 AM . 21 October 2014

the-pietriarchy:

I’m going to die alone and miserable but at least I’ll find peace knowing that I never thirsted over benedict cumberbatch

58,450 notes
02:29 AM . 21 October 2014

poopflow:

blastortoise:

cokeflow:

hello followers I am actually the Devil

The devil wears prada and we all know you can’t afford that.

image

(Source: fingerblaster113)

111,131 notes
02:29 AM . 21 October 2014

chongotheartist:

theyatemytailorr:

never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry

44,793 notes
02:24 AM . 21 October 2014

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02:20 AM . 21 October 2014